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16. Just Throw That Fucking Ball, Dude

 

2:19pm.  Friday.  Work done.  Just here listening to Back in Black as it slips into Highway to Hell.  Toying with the idea of having a beer.

 

Sometimes, we just gotta get into a thing, you know, get it done, see where the next step takes us.

 

"No stop signs.  Speed limit.  Nobody's gonna slow me down." as the song goes.

Don't Wait

 

We can wait for the big sign.  We can wait for life's direction.  But life doesn't know you, man.  You are Life.  And Life is full of every possibility that there is, because it is all possibilities.  So, that means you've got more possibilities than you can shake a stick at.  Just roll that fuckin' ball, Dude.  Stop blathering about it and Dude it.

 

Sure, we can feel hemmed in.  We can hold ourselves back thinking life has dealt us some unwanted shit.  But we can go down feeling duped, or we can kick back with our own shit and stick it to Life.

 

Listening to Thunderstruck now.

 

And we can wait for the moment, and then we might notice it slipped us by.  Fuck it Dude, breathe in calm, breathe out bullshit.  Then roll...

Cosmic Joke

 

Don't take Life too seriously, Dude.  It's all a joke.  We are meant to be in states of mellowness, chilling, and doing jack shit, having fun.  Who the hell created all this crap that we've found ourselves in?  Needing a mortgage to have a place of shelter?  Needing a job, a career? Buying food, making food, for fuck's sake!  IT WAS ALL GIVEN TO US FREELY.

 

But some uptight reactionaries fucked up.  They came from a place of anxiety and we are all dancing to their stupid tune.  Yeah right.  But Dudeism is a big fuck you finger to them all.  

 

Wear your Dudeism with pride.

 

Dudeism is resetting the tension.  It's a return to the limber mind of naturalness.  And I'm gonna drink to that.

 

Yeah fuck it.  That's where this blog post ends.  Off to grab a Guinness.

 

Cheers.

 

The Reverend Thomo

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